BURGERROR.COM - MEET CRIPPIE

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did you know we have a "mascot"? no? fuck you

This is Crippie (or Manifest or Bubger):

This creature represents the denizens of Burgerror. They were designed by Laiko (in fact all art on this page is by him thank you laiko). Here they are enjoying a nice, succulent, juicy burger:

The reason they have three names is because someone went on the burgerror tumblr account after the first image was posted to tumblr and said "I have named it crippie for it’s fucked up legs". Everyone else agreed this was a terrible name and we came up with 2 alternatives: Manifest (as in they are a manifest of the Burgerror collective) and Bubger (bubger). Unfortunately, "Crippie" stuck and thus they have 3 names because yeah. anyways here's crippie looking at a snail

believe it or not this snail is the only thing slower than crippie

Surely the character depicted in these images would never commit a minor criminal offense-

Oh.

...yeah